Nagios themes.

[jamie.baddeley at vpc.co.nz]

Ah, you've noticed Paul.

He does this from time to time.

Usually he's well behaved. But occasionally he'll have some outburst,
sometimes with a Wine in hand (Red I think).

Then sometimes Andreas will smack him down with a well placed comment,
Paul might bicker a bit, and eventually reconfirms to us all of what
he's like, and then eventually goes back to lurking, interrupted very
occasionally with some vaguely useful technical comment.

Since I worked this out I largely ignore him. As do most people. Don't
sweat it.

Cheers

jamie


On Mon, 2005-06-20 at 23:38 -0400, Edward Ford wrote:
> Does anyone monitor these boards?
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: nagios-users-admin at lists.sourceforge.net
> [mailto:nagios-users-admin at lists.sourceforge.net]On Behalf Of Paul L. Allen
> Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 9:41 PM
> To: nagios-users at lists.sourceforge.net
> Subject: [Nagios-users] Re: Nagios themes.
> 
> Steve Tripp writes:
> 
> Well, Steve Tripp has written this same message at least twice.  Earlier
> repeats had the same message-id (which could indicate the well-known SMTP
> duplicate message race hazzard) but different "Original-Date" headers and
> different references.  I gave him the benefit of the doubt.  This message
> has a totally different message-id.
> 
> > Does anyone know of any themes for Nagios?  I have tried Nagios-Nuvola
> > and like it, but am just curious if anyone knows of any others.
> 
> What you're looking for is the "I am a complete moron who has no idea how
> mailing lists work and will keep posting my request every few hours if I
> don't get an immediate answer because I am a complete fucking dickhead"
> theme.  Since you're one of only half a dozen people I've seen on this
> mailing list in the past year who require a theme of this nature and none
> of you are even remotely capable of coming up with such a theme even if
> you were given detailed instructions on how to do it then you're shit out
> of luck.
> 
> Hint: if nobody answers your question WITHIN TWO OR THREE DAYS it's because
> either nobody knows the answer of because YOU'RE A COMPLETE DICKHEAD.
> Either way, don't expect an answer other than "rm -Rf /".
> 
> --
> Paul Allen
> Softflare Support
> 
> 
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