how to monitoring SQL?

Andreas Ericsson ae at op5.se
Thu Nov 20 16:01:35 CET 2008


Sotiroff, Kristian wrote:
> Ah well, you win some 
> 

Wow. Your message-text was 1.6% of the size of your disclaimer notice.
I'm impressed. Especially since the disclaimer notice has absolutely
zero legal weight. However, mine is sillier than yours, so I win ;-)

Notice: Unless you are named "Arnold P. Fasnock", you may read only
the "odd numbered words" (every other word beginning with the first)
of the message above. If you have violated that, then you hereby owe
the sender €10 for each even numbered word you have read.

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Andreas Ericsson                   andreas.ericsson at op5.se
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