Probléme Nagios

[jeff vier]

On Fri, 2005-04-08 at 21:07 +0200, Andreas Ericsson wrote:
> Sorry for this non-sensical post, but I just got to say I LOVE this 
> email. Like a diplomatic slap in the face. :)

Thanks.

I was inspired by an email (I don't know that it was on this list) that
came in reply to a non-English posting - that reply was primarily in the
posted language, then had an English P.S. saying something like "Since
most on this list don't speak <language>, I told him 'Read the
documentation section on Blah Blah and that this is an English mailing
list, please don't post in <language>'"

I lightbulb went off in my head - I thought I'd take just a dismissive
(yet, as you say, diplomatic) sentence and translate it into a pile of
common languages (either programatically or by asking someone fluent)
for use in case another non-English posting came up.

I've posted it a few times on here, and at least twice I've been
assisted by someone who proofread some of my poor non-English grammar
(which I greatly appreciate.  While I *do* want to be dismissive, I also
want to do so eloquently).

So, I'm glad you like it.
It's "open", so feel free to steal it, too :)

--jeff

Oh, and, in case someone who's read this far thinks I'm just a typical
Amero-centric jerk...I have no problem with non-English anywhere it's
appropriate.  A mailing list specifically designated for English
communications, however, diminishes the quality of the mailing list for
everyone.  Regardless if I personally can read a given non-English
posting or not, this forum is not the place for it.

> jeff vier wrote:
> > Dies ist eine englische Mailingliste. Und wir moechten, dass es so
> > bleibt.  Vielen Dank fuer Ihr Verstaendnis.
> > 
> > C'est une liste anglaise d'expédition.  Et nous la préférons pour rester
> > de cette façon.  Merci de la compréhension.
> > 
> > Ciò è una lista inglese spedire.  E la preferiamo per rimanere quel
> > senso.  Grazie per capire.
> > 
> > Esta é uma lista inglesa enviar.  E nós preferimo-la permanecer essa
> > maneira.  Obrigado compreendendo.
> > 
> > Esto es una lista inglesa el enviar.  Y la preferimos para permanecer
> > esa manera.  Gracias por entender.
> > 
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> > 
> > This is an English mailing list.  And we prefer it to stay that way.
> > Thank you for understanding.
> > 
> > On Thu, 2005-04-07 at 17:07 +0200, Nicolas Herbiet wrote:
> > 
> >>Bonjour,
> >>
> >>Je me permets de vous contacter car je vient d'installer nagios est
> >>j'ai un petit
> >>probléme quand je lance nagios j'ai une erreur : No lock file found in
> >>/var/run/nagios.pid.
> >>
> >>Pourriez vous m'aider ?
> >>
> >>Merci d'avance
> >>
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> Andreas Ericsson                   andreas.ericsson at op5.se
> OP5 AB                             www.op5.se
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