e-mail notification

[Jamie Baddeley]

sigh. 

Paul, after the flamewar you've been engaged in recently (which bored me
to tears), I wouldn't have expected this sort of mail from you.

apt-get install wisdom.

jamie


On Tue, 2004-01-20 at 14:15, Paul L. Allen wrote:
> ChuckDock writes: 
> 
> > I had posted asking for a quick and easy e-mail notification set-up, 
> > nerver mind its working now. The only problem so far is that I get 3 
> > e-mails when a router goes down and I don't know why.
> 
> This is the undocumented artificial intelligence feature of Nagios.  It
> has detected that you are clueless and sends you three mails when a
> router goes down just to annoy you because it knows that it is smarter
> than you are.  Please RTFM repeatedly until Nagios detects that you
> are smarter than a fruit fly, at which point it will only mail you
> once when a router goes down. 
> 
> Whoops, incoming!  Sorry, to everyone else, it's gone wine in the
> morning here and I've been drinking lots of one and I just could not
> resist. :) 
> 
> -- 
> Paul Allen
> Softflare Support 
> 
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