VERY OT - Re: Nagios Multithreaded Event Loops Patch is Here (2.x)

[Steven D. Morrey]

Yeah I had a real Neo moment when I saw the race condition and realized that the truth was that there is no spoon, no lock either :)
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From: Hendrik Baecker [andurin at process-zero.de]
Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 10:02 AM
To: Nagios Developers List
Subject: [Nagios-devel] VERY OT - Re: Nagios Multithreaded Event Loops Patch is Here (2.x)

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Am 29.08.09 06:56, schrieb Steven D. Morrey:
> .... but I went to the doctors office today and while waiting I decided to
review the source code again.
>
> Disclaimer:  This patch is for testing, debugging and commenting purposes only.  It may very well cause monkeys, cats, dogs and fish to rain out of the sky, your hair may stand on end requiring large amounts of gel to set it back down and/or other devastating events may occur, if you put it into a production system at this time.  Though I am deeply sorry if your server melts or some other major catastrophe occurs as a result of running this software, either directly or indirectly, I assume no responsibility for any such events that may or may not occur.
> This patch should be assumed to be radioactive it should be handled with the normal care afforded such materials, and should only be handled by trained professionals in a laboratory environment
>

Did you take the blue or the green pills? Can I have them too? ;)
LMAO!

Cheerio,
Hendrik
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